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I’m not the tattoo artist or a different writer Sarah Miller (there are many) or my friend Erin’s girlfriend

There are a lot of Sarah Millers. If my parents had known about SEO in 1969, maybe they would have named me Clytemnestra.

I’m the Northern California by way of Massachusetts/New York/Los Angeles writer Sarah Miller. You might have read my articles in the New York Times about Karens—which should have been the last Karen article ever, at least by a white person; I mean, seriously— coronavirus entertaining, and why I will never stop dieting. (I’m dieting right now, naturally.) I also wrote an article about Miami Beach real estate and climate change and aa level rise for Popula, as well as a lot of other stuff for them. You might also have read me in The Cut writing about abortions, gray hair, and my poor boyfriend who I write about all the time, sorry T. But I will never stop writing about T. especially since now, due to circumstances beyond our control, he’s kind of my only close friend.

I wouldn’t really say I have one subject that I am “passionate” about, though editors always ask me this and I’m always like “ughhh noooo.” I write a lot about myself, but I think when I write about myself I am kind of writing about everything. At least I hope so, because otherwise it would be a real drag to read.

That said, my interests, in no particular order, include: dogs, cats too, Western Massachusetts…