How To Look Older (No, Seriously)

It’s all about belts.

I was writing some fiction today. I guess you could say that I was “working on a novel” but I have been working on one for so long I don’t think that’s a reasonable description. Let’s just say I was writing scenes about things that were untrue.

One of them was about a girl who is twelve or thirteen and needs to look eighteen or nineteen so she…