Life With An Extremely Common Name
Who isn’t named Sarah Miller?
Today the following email appeared in my inbox:
Tattooist are needed to apply decorative tattoos on models who will be participating in Calvin Klein sales commercials. Kindly mail back if you are interested and please do include your current location and two pictures of any recent work to be considered for immediate booking.
TATTOOIST FOR CALVIN KLEIN MODELS
Date : nOV 27TH 2020 to NOV 28TH 2020
* Time : 10 A.M. — 4 P.M Daily
Compensation : Paid
Regards
I am not a tatooist. If I tattooed anyone, they would be very upset. Other tattooists would be upset, to say nothing of the tattoo. But there is a famous tattooist named Sarah Miller, and what happened is someone googled Sarah Miller, I guess, and was like, oh, I found her, and wrote me.
I know about the famous tattoo artist Sarah Miller because I know about Sarah Millers. Such as: the author of a book called Miss Spitfire, Sarah Miller, a former Treasury Department aide, Sarah Miller, and the Founding Editor-in-Chief of Conde Nast Traveller UK, who is now something called a “Brand Stategist,” Sarah Miller. Incidentally, I think I would rather randomly tattoo someone than be a brand strategist.
