Who Is Your Primary Care Physician?

And other truly hilarious jokes about our healthcare system

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It is hard to find a good doctor, that’s all I will say about that. I am middle-aged, I have shit wrong with me, the basic stuff, nothing bad yet, and I’m not interested in dying soon. And so, what I have decided, with some pain, and am lucky enough to be able to do this, is to go to one of those doctors…